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Confuse the hell out of em' by doing what we always used to do
This is why it is so important for free thinking people to understand how stupid databases still are. Consider the fact that 9 times out of 10, when you call a company for assistance, you will be greeted with "...please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed. If you would like us to waste your time, press 1, if you would like to give us some undeserved money, press 2, or 3, or 4. If you're feeling very brave, and want to tough it out with the hope you might actually get the privilege of speaking to a real operator, press 0, this call may be monitored for datamining purposes." blah blah blah.......
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make UCC 1-207 UP YOURS!!
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