Sorry that I miss a VERY important point.
You are not your strawman. The system ONLY moves against strawmen/fictions. When you receive an offer from any of them it is addressed/directed to the fiction not the living man.
It is crucial that you fully understand they are not moving against people, only persons/fictions. That is why you can fire them. They want you to stand in for the fiction, don't consent to do it. NEVER argue with anything they say or write, you have to accept it for value.
Disputing anything gets you before a judge if you do no understand they are only making an offer and attempting you to act by reflex to defend, don't defend, accept as true and return their offer within 3 days. It it has been over 3 day still do it anyway.
Write back and tell them:
"If you, or you assigns represent me, or think you represent me, you are all fired"
jallen89@hotmail.com