Hey, Bill, you seem to enjoy your fellows misfortune. What do you have against homeowners? Renters are also kicked out if the dont pay their monthly rent.

By the way, you forgot scenario

4) A giant reality show with a lot of TV cameras and microphones around the victim. After all, don't they say television is the best invention ever?

Don't understimate noisy "victims". There is only a thing more dangerous than a MC: a person pushed against a corner with no open back door and nothing to loose.