Holy jack rabbit, you be yankin the bell rope for ringin like da headless horseman on a pirate ship wif gravy on his beard.

WTH?

I applaud you for the win, but could you decipher the slang for me?

I really would like to know that court rule about serving process and being a witness in the instant action.

Pleeeeease?

Henry Franklin

P.S. (Are you talking about Rule 4 of Civil Procedure, which specifies that the process server cannot be an interested party?)

I looked in my local court rules, and couldn't find what you refer to there.