No ‘jam’ today Skeptic?

"It's very good jam," said the Queen.?
"Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate."?
"You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said.
"The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday but never jam to-day."?
"It must come sometimes to "jam to-day,""Alice objected.?
"No it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day; to-day isn't any other day, you know."?
"I don't understand you," said Alice. "It's dreadfully confusing."?
Alice in Wonderland Through the Looking Glass.

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
?"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
?"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."
? Alice in Wonderland Through the Looking Glass.