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Sharing Lights · #4 07-13-2006, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by David Merrill

The officer's jaw dropped a little and he paused from his demands for a Date of Birth when I asked, "Are you an astrologer?"

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Hello dear, David.

This one is really funny, your mind is a work of art,
I say it with all the respect.

I can imagine how much wider their jaws drop, when you are in Court and, calmly,
stand up for your rights by wisdom and precision.

I bet, sometimes, the judges don't, even, catch all the meaning you unleash on them.

"Do I remind you of the Judge Judy from the TV show,
when she clowns around?" yelled at me Judge -
Robin Garson in the Civil Court of NY,
while her husband was indicted on the corruption
charges (almost openly asking for bribes - in fixing divorce cases)
in the Supreme Court in Brooklyn, NY.

She was annoyed by the sound "hmmmm" made I when the plaintiff's attorney
proudly showed her a copy of a mere general credit card disclosure that all
can pick up in, practically, any bank.

"This is the "Agreement" made by the defendant," with even more
pride said the attorney.

"This is an agreement," repeated I in awe.
"Where is my signature, then, and to what did I agree?" asked I.

To my surprise the attorney showed the copy,
where there was not one signature but a date handwritten
by some one, which was about a year earlier than the store in question
even opened up in NY.

"Hmmmm" was the sound to which the judge replied,

"Do I remind you of the Judge Judy from the TV show,
when she clowns around?"

"Frankly, yes," thought I in my mind, but said aloud,

"No, way, you perform so much better...," when noticed that
the guard was armed and looked excited.

"Is he excited from her yelling or from me lying in my reply?" was calculating I.

Then, I relaxed a bit, as realized I was not under Oath and no one could get me for perjury."

I think she didn't believe me either way, as allowed adjournment no 5 for the plaintiff's attorney, who testified for the witness who refused to appear.

"Clowning around, clowning around," though I, trying to look for a pattern.

"Where are the clowns?"

"In the Circus," came the silent answer.

Then, I began getting anxious.

I was supposed to be in the Civil Court and, probably got to a Circus by mistake.

"Am I in a Circus?" asked I, being so confused.
"How could I get to a Civil Court?" continued I asking politely.

"You are there," was the irritated reply.

???

That confused me even more, "there - where?
In the Circus full of clowns or in the Court - full of clowns?"

I stopped asking questions in that place, not clear to me
how is called, but clear enough to notice the clowns,
as I can not see how a judge can allow an attorney to:

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testify for client who refuses to appear,
whose firm is dissolved and out of business on record,
produced no Court accepted evidence,
and has no license required by
the NY State for their activity.

Is it possible that some clowns do have a license to practice law?

Was there such amendment?

I saw a Voodoo Doll program offered for my Pocket PC!