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Inspired by the definition from an encyclopedia.

“The 100 m hurdles are an Olympic track and field athletics discipline run by women. For the race ten hurdles of a height of 84 cm (2-3/4 feet) are placed evenly spaced along a straight course of 100 meters. They are positioned so that they will fall over if bumped into by the runner. Fallen hurdles don't count against runners so long as they don't run into them on purpose.”

Why would any female-athlete run into a hurdle on purpose???

I am bewildered.

I tried to find a possible explanation to that, assuming
that to be true that some woman may do so indeed purposely.
Here is how it may happen.
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“I am going to show them all,” said passionately one female-runner adjusting her
38 DD bra.

Her coach kept starring intensely until she would show all, or, at least him.

Once everything was hoisted back in place, the woman, assumed her position.

“Such perfect position,” kept thinking the excited coach.
He wanted her…
he wanted her to win the race.

The gun fired and one of the audience members jumped as if startled by something and raised both hands in the air.

“Don’t shoot” screamed he, also starring but not at the bent runners but at the Police officer at the stadium so close to him.

The audience member remembered how quickly he had to run last time the street hurdles, when cops were chasing him, most likely for taking illegal doping, as they screamed, while chasing the guy, “stop, you dope-head.

“They are trying to warn me that hurdles may be ahead” thought the running away guy with athletic inclinations.
So many obstacles in life, indeed.


“The (female) runners took off…” announced the announcer.

Males in the audience patiently waited to see how much the females took off.

Their waiting was interrupted by the running stampede of the female-athletes, who were determined to overcome the obstacles life threw at them.

Our heroine with the 38 DD size was challenged the most.

She could not come in terms, (not of pregnancy,) but with the law of resonance.

As her her body was attempting to rise in the air,
as a free bird, as determined, young turkey
believing that it can soar as an eagle, the athlete's contents of the 38 DD were not cooperating.

They were in the landing mode for some reason.

It seems such injustice and unfairness of so many obstacles of life that they were more numerous than the hurdles at the stadium.

"That is so unfair, that is so uncomfortable,"
thought our girdle-runner (correction - hurdle runner.)

That was uncomfortable indeed as she felt the full weight of the moment, as, even, the momentum
of the landing contents of the 38 DD
(please do not confuse with the Davis Cup in tennis) were hindering her rise over the first hurdle, which seemed, at that moment, as high as the mount Everest.

The law of resonance revealed that the runner’s mechanics were out of uniformed, resonating amplitude.
The top and bottom, seemed to have a mind of their own and were not cooperating.

Our hurdler’s life was such that she was mis-fortunate by few inches shorter that what would have made her life more fulfilling and exciting, as the intensity of wining was of orgasmic proportions to her.

“If only few more inches and I would have been so happy,” pondered our heroine, slamming into the hurdle with the full force of her weight multiplied by the resonating contents of the 38 DD.

Her coach was so sad.
"Only few more inches, God damn it, few more,
and we would have been there."

"Short again," almost cried her coach.

He was so upset, so upset.

The hurdler landed on, a stuck between her hips, hurdle.

That was not her true passion in life.


"Life is so depressing," thought she being pressed down by the law of gravity.

Why do I have to land on this hurdle out of all things in life?

Could I have made a better choice?

"Oh, yes," thought her coach.

“That is not a good thing for me” kept analyzing female-athlete's mind.

It is not fun at all.
She was falling, while riding the hurdle.

Fortunately, her fall was cushioned by her 38 DD.

The hurdler was, later, disqualified by the judges, to participate in a next round, as they claimed she

“run into the hurdle on purpose.”

The review of the video showed that she never
took off in the air and slammed directly into the first available to her hurdle.

"All hurdles were available to her, equally" thought the logical judges.

Judges just love equality.



The same video did show that certain parts of her body
did take off and were flying in rising-landing motion.

It was not clear if the law of resonance was utilized out of sync or there,
was a miscalculated attempt
to gain an additional lift in the air?

To her coach, the hurdle runner who lost was a "turkey."

To the male audience in the stadium, at certain moments,
most of her was a "flying eagle(s.)"

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If you do not believe me that the encyclopedia discovered
that some women are disqualified from
the 100 m hurdles and why, I provide the link,
as I copy/paste accurately.

I, only try to figure out why a female hurdler
could run into a hurdle what may appear, as on purpose?

The credit belongs to the encyclopedia; I only analyzed, semi-poetically.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_metres_hurdles

Fallen hurdles don't count against runners so long as they don't run into them on purpose.”