Mr. Mike's Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy© Study Guide

mrg · #1 04-18-2006, 04:26 PM

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Mr. Mike’s Self-Inflicted Vasectomy suijuris Study Guide©

For information purposes only.

Do not attempt to actually use any of this stuff yourself.

Buy a BAR licensed professional organized criminal racketeering syndicate operator.

They are for sale.

Make sure der Scheißter knows the difference between vasectomy and castration.

Good luck with that.

Bring lots of $$$$$$ and you must pay first because your Scheißter will not know if he is a urologist or a proctologist until he and his other two Scheißter buddies decide what the nature of the surgery will be.

When you have no $$$$$$$$$$ for a Scheißter, and actually decide to, or must, for some whacko nutcase wingnut PAY-triot nut-job stunt, perform the Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy©, understand that the automatic venue for such operations are likely to be located in Bend Oregon, and that at least two licensed BAR proctologists will attempt to distract you.

And of course, remember, they have armed mercenary troops to make sure you do not take any of this too far.

"MY COURT"
LAW=GUN
GUN=LAW

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Mark 13: 9-11

9 But take ye hede to youre selves.

For they shall bringe you vp to ye counsels and into ye synagoges and ye shalbe beaten:

ye and shal be brought before rulers and kynges for my sake for a testimoniall vnto them.

10 And the gospell must fyrste be publysshed amonge all nacions.

11 But when they leade you and present you

toke noo thought afore honde what ye shall saye nether ymagion:

but whatsoever is geve you at the same tyme that speake.

For it shall not be ye that shall speake but ye holy goost.

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Tyndale Bible, Genesis and New Testament 1525
http://wesley.nnu.edu/biblical_studies/tyndale/

Tyndale Bible (Complete) 1530
http://alleluya.com/

HOLY SCRIPTURE
Translated by William Tyndale 1530 based on the Majority text.
Revised by Miles Coverdale, and John Rogers in the Matthew's Bible 1537.
{With notes and [included] variants from early faithful editions.}
http://alleluya.com/tanak/index.htm

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Magna Carta King John 1215
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/statecraft/magna-carta.html

Charter of the Forest, Henry III, November 6, 1217,
http://info.sjc.ox.ac.uk/forests/Carta.htm

The Petition of Rights granted by King Charles I 1628
http://www.britannia.com/history/docs/petition.html

The Habeas Corpus Act, King Charles II 1679
http://www.lonang.com/exlibris/organic/1679-hca.htm

The English Bill of Rights granted by William and Mary 1689
http://www.constitution.org/eng/eng_bor.htm

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The Articles of Association; October 20, 1774
http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/contcong/10-20-74.htm

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/

The Articles of Confederation of the united States
http://www.usconstitution.net/articles.html

The Constitution For The United States
Its Sources and Its Application
http://www.barefootsworld.net/constit1.html
(Not allowed in some "courts?")

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The Avalon Project at Yale Law School

Documents in Law, History and Diplomacy
http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/

Pre 18th Century Documents
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What's New 10/2003
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A LAW DICTIONARY
ADAPTED TO THE CONSTITUTION AND LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND OF THE SEVERAL STATES OF THE AMERICAN UNION
by John Bouvier
Revised Sixth Edition, 1856
http://www.constitution.org/bouv/bouvier.htm

MAXIMS OF LAW FROM
BOUVIER'S 1856 LAW DICTIONARY
http://www.lawfulpath.com/ref/bouvier/maxims.shtml

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LII CORNELL UNIVERSITY
The Legal Information Institute (LII) is a research and electronic publishing activity of the Cornell Law School. Popular collections include: the U.S. Code, Supreme Court opinions, and Law about...
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/

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Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
http://www.lexisnexis.com/lawschool/...web/frcp01.htm

Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcrmp/

Federal Rules of Evidence
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rules.htm

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HOW TO SHEPARDIZE
http://www.lectlaw.com/files/lwr17.htm

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HOW TO LOCATE SUPREME COURT CASES USING justia.us/us

http:www.justia.us/first number here/second number here/case.html

For instance, to find:

Evans v. Gore, 253 U.S. 245, 259 (1920):
http://www.justia.us/us/253/245/case.html

(I think they have a very complete collection.

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SELECTED HISTORIC DECISIONS OF THE US SUPREME COURT
http://www.thecre.com/fedlaw/legal30/historic.htm

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LII SUPREME COURT COLLECTION
http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/index.html

On the site these links are in the left hand column:

Archive of decisions

* By topic
o 1990-present
o historic
* By author
o 1990-present
o historic
* By party
o 1990-present
o historic
* 2004-05 highlights

LII resources

* LII-bulletin; previews
* About this collection
o ...the court
o ...the justices: present and past
* Glossary of legalese
* Supreme Court rules: html; pdf

Other resources

* Briefs (ABA)
* Oral argument recordings(Northwestern)
* US Supreme Court official web site
o Oral argument transcripts
o Guide for counsel (pdf)
o Press releases
o Contact information

FINDLAW SUPREME COURT OPINIONS
Cases have links to other Supreme Court opinions citing the particular case, as well as Circuit Court opinions citing the case
http://www.findlaw.com/casecode/supreme.html

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HOW TO FIND SUPREME COURT CASES USING FINDLAW

For Instance, to find:

Peck v. Lowe, 247 U.S. 165, 173 (1918)

type in:

http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/

followed by (do not leave spaces after the /):

getcase.pl?navby=case&court=us&vol=247&page=165

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UNITED STATES CODE (USC)
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/

CODE OF FEDERAL REGULATIONS
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/cfr/

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ALL STATE CONSTITUTIONS, STATUTES, AND CODES
FEDERAL CONSTITUTION, STATUTES AND CODES
http://www.law.cornell.edu/statutes.html

CONTENTS (All items are LINKS to the info)

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* U.S. Constitution
* Full U.S. Code; Search

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Bills, Hearings, Reports, and Other Material From and About the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives

* Bills and Other Legislative Information (Including the Congressional Record)
* Senate
* House of Representatives

STATE CONSTITUTIONS, STATUTES AND RELATED LEGISLATIVE INFORMATION

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* Uniform or Model Codes, Potentially Applicable to All States
o Uniform Commercial Code (Articles 1 through 9)
o Uniform Laws As Enacted in Individual States
+ Uniform Commercial Code
+ Uniform Probate Code
+ Uniform Code of Evidence
+ Uniform Laws in the Areas of Matrimony, Family, and Health
+ Uniform Laws Dealing with Business and Finance
o Draft Uniform Laws
o Rules of Conduct Governing Lawyers

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* State Statutes by Topic
* Constitutions, Statutes, and Legislative Information - By State

In Alphabetical Order Alabama-Wyoming

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Other Collections of State Laws

* Fundamental Rights Provisions from Constitutions of All Fifty States

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LEGISLATIVE DRAFTING
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/8625/lrhp14.html

Contents:

Federal Drafting and Related Offices

State and Local Drafting Offices

Foreign and International Drafting Offices

Drafting Manuals and Articles

Drafting Associations and Conferences

Miscellaneous Information

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COURT PROCEDURE (CIVIL)
http://www.suijuris.net/forum/articl...procedure.html

SEVEN ELEMENTS OF JURISDICTION
Part I
http://www.suijuris.net/forum/67444-post26.html
Part II
http://www.suijuris.net/forum/67447-post27.html
Part III
http://www.suijuris.net/forum/67448-post28.html

IN PERSONUM JURISDICTION
Part I
http://www.suijuris.net/forum/64055-post23.html
PartII
http://www.suijuris.net/forum/64056-post24.html

CIVIL PROCEDURE Course outlines, Misc.
http://www.suijuris.net/forum/64607-post25.html

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FILA
Facts.
Issues.
Law.
Argument.

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FACTS

When you're seeking a remedy from the court, be sure to state the relevant Facts first.

State only the relevant facts, i.e., those that will determine the outcome, and leave everything else unsaid.

Anything extra only works against you.

Anything less is not enough.

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ISSUES

Having stated the relevant facts, we need to state the Issue or Issues that have brought us to the place of asking the Court for an order or judgment.

What is it that's in dispute?

There's always a dispute.

What's the argument about?

That's what you're fighting over.

Those are the issues.

They usually begin something like this:
"Whether the plaintiff violated state law when he refused to place fire extinguishers in the halls of his hotel."

State them clearly, simply, succinctly, and then stop!

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LAW

Next, state the Law that applies to the facts, the Law that should resolve the issues.

See how sensible this is?

Simply state the Law.

Don't interpret it.

Don't say what it should be.

Say what it is, and give clear citations to the Law so the judge can look it up and see what you're relying on:

A statute,

a case,

a court rule,

or some provision in your state or federal constitution.

It's the Law that controls the court.

Make certain the judge knows what the law is and where it can be found.

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ARGUMENT

Finally, make your Argument.

This is where you bring the Facts + Issues + Law together with the application of down-home, simple Reason.

Be reasonable.

Don't be flowery.

Don't be verbose.

Don't make everything sound complicated.
Keep it simple!

Use common sense,

Tell the judge to use common sense and plain reasoning ...

based on the Facts,

the Issues,

and the Law that controls the judge's decision.

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Then - if you make a solid record of your case in the clerk's file - you should win!

Remember the mnemonic:

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FILA

Facts.
Issues.
Law.
Argument.

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LLRX This site includes links to over 1,400 sources for state and federal court rules, forms and dockets. You can browse to find the resource you need, or search by keyword.
http://www.llrx.com/courtrules/

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FEDERAL RULEMAKING
http://www.uscourts.gov/rules/index.html

FEDERAL RULEMAKING Local Court Rules
http://www.uscourts.gov/rules/newrules8.html

United States Courts of Appeals
http://www.uscourts.gov/rules/coa-localrules.html

Bankruptcy Appellate Panels
http://www.uscourts.gov/rules/coa-localrules.html

United States District Courts
http://www.uscourts.gov/rules/distr-localrules.html

United States Bankruptcy Courts
http://www.uscourts.gov/rules/bk-localrules.html

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RULES OF THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
Adopted March 14, 2005
Effective May 2, 2005
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/supct/index.html

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Rules of the U.S. Court of International Trade
http://www.cit.uscourts.gov/Rules/Co...ND%20FORMS.pdf

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FEDERAL RULES OF APPELLATE PROCEDURE (As of 1998)
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...846/index.html

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TITLE I. APPLICABILITY OF RULES
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...847/index.html

Rule 1. Scope of Rules and Title
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...848/rule1.html

Rule 2. Suspension of rules
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...849/rule2.html

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TITLE II. APPEALS FROM JUDGMENTS AND ORDERS OF DISTRICT COURTS
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...850/index.html

Rule 3. Appeal as of Right - How Taken
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...851/rule3.html

Rule 3.1. Appeal from a Judgment Entered by a Magistrate Judge in a Civil Case
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...2/rule3.1.html

Rule 4. Appeal as of Right - When Taken
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...853/rule4.html

Rule 5. Appeal by Permission Under 28 U.S.C. Sec. 1292(b)
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...854/rule5.html

Rule 5.1. Appeal by Permission Under 28 U.S.C. Sec. 636(c)(5)
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...5/rule5.1.html

Rule 6. Appeal in a Bankruptcy Case from a Final Judgment, Order, or Decree of a District Court or of a Bankruptcy Appellate Panel
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...856/rule6.html

Rule 7. Bond for costs on appeal in civil cases
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...857/rule7.html

Rule 8. Stay or Injunction Pending Appeal
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...858/rule8.html

Rule 9. Release in a Criminal Case
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...859/rule9.html

Rule 10. The Record on Appeal
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...60/rule10.html

Rule 11. Transmission of the record
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...61/rule11.html

Rule 12. Docketing the Appeal; Filing a Representation Statement; Filing the Record
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...62/rule12.html

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TITLE III. REVIEW OF DECISIONS OF THE UNITED STATES TAX COURT

Rule 13. Review of a Decision of the Tax Court
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...64/rule13.html

Rule 14. Applicability of other rules to review of decisions of the Tax Court
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...65/rule14.html

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TITLE IV. REVIEW AND ENFORCEMENT OF ORDERS OF ADMINISTRATIVE AGENCIES, BOARDS, COMMISSIONS AND OFFICERS
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...866/index.html

Rule 15. Review or Enforcement of an Agency Order - How Obtained; Intervention
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...67/rule15.html

Rule 15.1. Briefs and Oral Argument in National Labor Relations Board Proceedings
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do.../rule15.1.html

Rule 16. The record on review or enforcement
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...69/rule16.html

Rule 17. Filing of the record
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...70/rule17.html

Rule 18. Stay pending review
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...71/rule18.html

Rule 19. Settlement of judgments enforcing orders
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...72/rule19.html

Rule 20. Applicability of other rules to review or enforcement of agency orders
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...73/rule20.html

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TITLE V. EXTRAORDINARY WRITS
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...874/index.html

Rule 21. Writs of Mandamus and Prohibition, and Other Extraordinary Writs
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...75/rule21.html

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TITLE VI. HABEAS CORPUS; PROCEEDINGS IN FORMA PAUPERIS
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...876/index.html

Rule 22. Habeas corpus and section 2255 proceedings
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...77/rule22.html

Rule 23. Custody of prisoners in habeas corpus proceedings
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...78/rule23.html

Rule 24. Proceedings in forma pauperis
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...79/rule24.html

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APPENDIX OF FORMS
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...906/index.html

Form 1. Notice of Appeal to a Court of Appeals From a Judgment or Order of a District Court
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...907/form1.html

Form 2. Notice of Appeal to a Court of Appeals From a Decision of the United States Tax Court
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...908/form2.html

Form 3. Petition for Review of Order of an Agency, Board, Commission or Officer
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...909/form3.html

Form 4. Affidavit to Accompany Motion for Leave to Appeal in Forma Pauperis
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...910/form4.html

Form 5. Notice of Appeal to a Court of Appeals from a Judgment or Order of a District Court or a Bankruptcy Appellate Panel
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/do...911/form5.html

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FEDERAL RULES OF BANKRUPTCY PROCEDURE
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frbp/

Title 11 U.S. Bankruptcy Code
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/h...sup_01_11.html

Rules Governing Section 2254 and Section 2255 Cases (PDF)
Forms in Effect

Bankruptcy Forms
http://www.uscourts.gov/bkforms/

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NEW***May 25, 2006 Good comprehensive info

http://www.chrononhotonthologos.com/lawnotes/index.html

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LINKS

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THE FAIR DEBT COLLECTION PRACTICES ACT
As amended by Public Law 104-208, 110 Stat. 3009 (Sept. 30, 1996)
http://www.ftc.gov/os/statutes/fdcpa/fdcpact.htm

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Clerk’s Praxis (Admiralty)

http://neopa.net/ucc/uccdocs-admiral..._1809_1of4.pdf

http://neopa.net/ucc/uccdocs-admiral..._1809_2of4.pdf

http://neopa.net/ucc/uccdocs-admiral..._1809_3of4.pdf

http://neopa.net/ucc/uccdocs-admiral..._1809_4of4.pdf

http://neopa.net/ucc/mnc.htm

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Brooklyn College Library Law Page Index
http://library.brooklyn.cuny.edu/ele...urces/law.html

The Law Engine
http://www.thelawengine.com/

Common Law Venue
http://commonlawvenue.com/

Supreme Law Firm
http://www.supremelaw.org/

Barefoot’s World
http://www.barefootsworld.net/

Librarians’ Internet Index
Legal Forms
http://www.lii.org/pub/subtopic/2954

The Frog Farm FAQ
http://billstclair.com/FrogFarm/fffaq.html

‘lectric Law Library
http://www.lectlaw.com/

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WikipediA
http://wikipedia.org/

Online Etymology Dictionary
http://www.etymonline.com/

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A History of Commerce: A Practical Course in Miracles 2 by Wade Starr
http://www.the7thfire.com/Politics%2...f_commerce.htm

Definitely for information purposes only!!
Caveat Viator
ADULT CONTENT

weishaupt1776 · #2 04-18-2006, 05:08 PM

Man, you shouldn't be studying this stuff. Just get an attorney, O.k. ?

freeindeed · #3 04-27-2006, 01:05 PM

mrg,

Thanks for compliling all of this. It will take some time to go through all of it, but there is truth in them thar hills that you have provided. Now if only the trolls on this forum would heed the words written, but I believe hell will freeze over first.

eyes wide open · #4 04-28-2006, 11:25 PM

All I can say is wow!!

WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
By FRED RODELL
Professor of Law, Yale University
Written in 1939

I read the entire article and didn't realize it was written66 years ago because it seemed so relevant to the present times.

http://www.avoiceforchildren.com/doc...ou_lawyers.htm

Hi everyone I stumbled across this article and ended up reading it in it's entirety today. It only took me 12 hours lol. pretty slow huh? anyway as a non-lawyer and really a novice to this site I thought I would share this piece as I found that I could not stop reading it. And believe me I'm not usually prone to reading for very long periods all at once.

If anyone has already read this piece I'd like to know your feelings on it.
Hope I'm not posting this in an area I'n not supposed to.

Thanks everyone for all your input This is a real eye opening experience I love this site!!!!

eyes wide open · #5 05-05-2006, 10:48 PM

It got awefully quiet in here..something wrong?

mrg · #6 05-06-2006, 12:32 AM

eyes wide open,

Thanks for the link, I am reading it.

Maybe it should be posted somewhere else also.

Judge Roy Bean thinks discussion of topics encourages too many people to try things that get them into trouble.

He calls that encouraging people to perform a Do-it Yourself Vasectomy, and people who do not want to have to use BAR licensed wizards and speak in their own right are performing self inflicted vasectomies, so that is what I decided to call the article I compiled.

Did you mean to post a comment to the article I posted?

Again thanks for the link, it is good.

eyes wide open · #7 05-06-2006, 04:39 PM

No,
I was just browsing around learning everything I can and this article struck a cord.

weishaupt1776 · #8 09-28-2007, 09:56 PM

mike, anymore on this ?

Isn't the 4th magna carta the one that is cited by the patriots of old?

robhalford88 · #9 11-05-2007, 10:37 AM

Thanks heaps for those links.
I was looking everywhere for Clerks Praxis.

mrg · #10 11-05-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by weishaupt1776

mike, anymore on this ?

Isn't the 4th magna carta the one that is cited by the patriots of old?

I don't know.

Which one did I post?

I will look for the one you suggested and try to put it in there.

Thanks.