What the Judge said in Court - Page 3

hardtoremember · #21 05-09-2006, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Judge Roy Bean

The chances of you being in a court that doesn't have jurisdiction are about zero.

I will translate into simple English: Shut up and do what I tell you, pay me now, or go in a cage.

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Originally Posted by Judge Roy Bean

You can challenge it all you want. You raise the objection, the Judge rules (in almost every case, against this kind of silliness) and the process moves on. If you don't like the ruling, and you lose your case, that's your alleged "grounds" for an appeal.

I will translate into simple English: Shut up and do what I tell you, pay me now, or go in a cage.

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Originally Posted by Judge Roy Bean

Then it's up for you to prevail at the appellate level, and since the appeals courts have seen the same kind of frivolous stuff before, you may have the fun of making the same kind of challenge all over again and being shot down yet again.

I will translate into simple English: Shut up and do what I tell you, pay me now, or go in a cage. Even though I have accused you, the burdon of proof of innocense is on you, if you cant afford to pay me, I will put you in a cage. However, if you hire one of my friends, I may reduce your time in the cage.

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Originally Posted by Judge Roy Bean

But if that's what you enjoy doing, go for it. Only after a few rounds will most courts deem you a vexatious litigant and bar you from any further filings. Some have more patience than others. There are a few, however, that don't suffer fools gladly. You may want to watch their demeanor in court before you wander out into the legal weeds too far and wind up in contempt.

I will translate into simple English: Shut up and do what I tell you, pay me now, or go in a cage. I will have nothing to do if I do not make you pay and make you mad at me. If I make you angry enough, you will go to one of my friends rooms where he will make you shut up and pay him and his friends.

~HTR~

Shoonra · #22 05-09-2006, 01:15 PM

HARDTOREMEMBER--
You seem so obsessed with the payment of money and being put in a cage that I would really like to introduce you to one of my old classmates who now goes by the professional name of Mistress Natasha.

Livefire · #23 05-09-2006, 01:16 PM

now THAT shouldnt be too hard to remember when in court!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

Livefire · #24 05-09-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoonra

HARDTOREMEMBER--
You seem so obsessed with the payment of money and being put in a cage that I would really like to introduce you to one of my old classmates who now goes by the professional name of Mistress Natasha.

Shoonra,

Over which court does she preside!? Bet she has interesting alternative sentencing guidelines for "persons" found guilty in her "court"!!!! Or better yet, is she the one responsibile for writing the "penal" code in your area......I for dont care to be guilty of any "violation" if I ever passed thru! ROFLOL

#25 05-09-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoonra

HARDTOREMEMBER--
You seem so obsessed with the payment of money and being put in a cage that I would really like to introduce you to one of my old classmates who now goes by the professional name of Mistress Natasha.

Shoonra made a funny.
ROFLMAO.

But seriously, it's the judge that seems obsessed with the payment of money and putting people in cages.

Seriously.

Henry Franklin

#26 05-09-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Livefire

Shoonra,

Over which court does she preside!?

I didn't think there was a comeback for this, but you proved me wrong!

ROFLMAO again!!!!

Henry Franklin

hardtoremember · #27 05-09-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by HenryBowman

Shoonra made a funny.
ROFLMAO.

But seriously, it's the judge that seems obsessed with the payment of money and putting people in cages.

Seriously.

Henry Franklin

Henry Franklin,
Could not have said it better.

Shoonra,
Could not be funnier... it is nice to get a chuckle now and again. If I were not happily married to my lovely wife... I think I could have had some flirting fun with that.

FYI: My wife often tells me to shut up and give her money.... just no cage involved... and if there were... dont think I would share it with this forum...

~HTR~

AndyK · #28 05-09-2006, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoonra

HARDTOREMEMBER--
You seem so obsessed with the payment of money and being put in a cage that I would really like to introduce you to one of my old classmates who now goes by the professional name of Mistress Natasha.

Be careful: you're giving away where you live.

Livefire · #29 05-09-2006, 06:14 PM

AH HA!!!!

AndyK is gettin nervous.....maybe cuz its his WIFE we talkin about! ROFLOL Better watch it cuz she may sentence ya to 30 days in the hole!!!! ROFLOL I'll leave the rest to yer imaginations!

hardtoremember · #30 05-09-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoonra

HARDTOREMEMBER--
You seem so obsessed with the payment of money and being put in a cage that I would really like to introduce you to one of my old classmates who now goes by the professional name of Mistress Natasha.

Ok... just one more...

Classmate? Classmate from where? What did Mistress Natasha 'major' in? Does she wear a black robe? I know that only PROFESSIONAL people can do certain things... is this one of THOSE professional people?

~HTR~