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HB, your fox news link didn't work, but no matter, I thought the following was what government was made of:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
Governmentium.
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days
to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."
When catalyzed with moneyum, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many peons
but twice as many morons.
Hey, for a lighter side of things. Hope you enjoyed.
scottinalaska
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