Bushisms

[idknow]

Originally Posted by Livefire

Thank God Im over 40! LOL

Hey Weis, do ya think the Prez worships Moloch??? Must be since he so desires to sacrifice the flower of this nation's youth to feed the god of DEMON-ocracy!

can't be, this nation was deflowered ca. 1789 when congress died [in] sine.

heh

[mrg]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

-- George W. Bush (August 5, 2004)

[charlesa6]

Originally Posted by mrg

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

-- George W. Bush (August 5, 2004)

Articulation and brilliant. What else is new?

[test]

Does this count?

http://internetweekly.org/2005/05/ca...en_little.html

[idknow]

Originally Posted by charlesa6

Articulation and brilliant. What else is new?

Hey! it takes skill to mess with the language!

I love it!

LOL

[rottweiler]

http://www.informationclearinghouse....ticle13190.htm

[RICKO]

That was good

[weishaupt1776]

George W. *Bush
The White House, *USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW **ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for **driving under the influence of*alcohol.
I pled guilty, *paid a *fine, and had my driver's license suspended for *30 days.
My *Texas driving record has been "lost" and is *not *available.

MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National *Guard and *went AWOL.
I refused to take a drug test or answer any *questions *about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National *Guard, I was *able to avoid combat duty in *Vietnam.

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C **average.

PAST WORK *EXPERIENCE:
I ran for *U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my *career in the oil business in *Midland, Texas, in 1975
I bought *an oil company, but couldn't find *any oil in Texas. The company went *bankrupt*shortly after I sold all my *stock.
I bought the Texas *Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart *deal that took land using*taxpayer *money.
With the help of my *father and our right-wing friends in *the oil industry (including Enron*CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of *Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS *GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed *Texas pollution laws to favor power and *oil companies, making*Texas the *most polluted state in the *Union.
During my tenure, Houston *replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in *America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the *Texas treasury to the *tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set *the record for *the most executions by any governor in **American history.
With the help of my brother, the *governor of *Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I *became *President after losing by over 500,000 *votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS *PRESIDENT:
I am the first *President in U.S. history to enter office *with a *criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at *a *continuing cost of over one billion dollars per*week.
I **spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. **Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit *in *U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private **bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time **record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the **all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock **market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost **their jobs and that trend*continues every month.
I'm proud **that the members of my cabinet are the richest of *any administration *in*U.S. history.
My *"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza *Rice, has a Chevron oil *tanker named after her.
I set the *record for most *campaign fund-raising trips by a *U.S. President.
I *am the all-time U.S. and world *record-holder for receiving the *most corporate*campaign *donations.
My largest *lifetime campaign contributor, and one of *my best friends, Kenneth *Lay, presided over the largest corporate *bankruptcy fraud in U.S. *History, Enron.
My political *party used Enron private jets *and corporate attorneys to assure my *success with the U.S. Supreme *Court during my *election decision.
I have protected *my friends at Enron *and Halliburton against investigation or*prosecution.
More *time and money was spent investigating *the Monica Lewinsky affair than *has been spent investigating one of *the biggest corporate rip-offs in *history.
I *presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. *history and refused to intervene when*corruption involving the oil *industry was *revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline *prices in *U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow *convicted *criminals to be awarded government*contracts.
I **appointed more convicted criminals to administration than *any President *in U.S. history.
I created the *Ministry of Homeland Security, the *largest bureaucracy in*the *history of the United States *government.
I've broken more *international treaties than any *President in *U.S. history.
I am the first President in *U.S. *history to have the United Nations*remove the U.S. from the Human **Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court *of *Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. *"prisoners of *war" detainees and thereby**have refused to abide by *the Geneva *Convention.
I am the first President in history *to refuse United *Nations election*inspectors (during the 2002 *U.S. *election).
I set the record for fewest number of *press *conferences of any President*since the advent of **television.
I set the all-time record for most days on *vacation *in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire *month *of August, I presided over the worst security failure*in *U.S. *history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. *after the *World Trade Center attacks and*less than a year later *made the U.S. the *most hated country in the world,*the largest *failure of diplomacy in *world history.
I have set the *all-time record for most people *worldwide to simultaneously protest *me in*public venues (15 million *people), shattering the record for *protest against any person*in the *history *of *mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. *history *to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and*the military **occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the *United*Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world*community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans *and *support a cut in duty benefits for*active duty troops and their *families *-- in war time.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied *about our *reasons for attacking Iraq, then*blamed the lies on our *British *friends.
I am the first President in history to *have a majority *of Europeans (71%) view my*presidency as the *biggest threat to world *peace and security.
I am *supporting development of a *nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," *a WMD.
I have so far *failed to fulfill my pledge to *bring Osama Bin Laden *tojustice.

RECORDS AND *REFERENCES:
All records of *my tenure as governor of Texas are now *in my father's library, sealed and*unavailable for public *view.
All records of SEC investigations *into my insider *trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy *and *unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes **from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding *public *energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for *public *review.



PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE AND MY *PARTY WHEN *VOTING!






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