Contraband Butter

There is NOTHING like contraband butter, spread on freshly baked cream cheese bars, made out of freshly milled flour, and home made cream cheese.

What does the USDA know?

;)

P.S., I like this site!

Please, give us the recipe.

[weishaupt1776]

First you need a rancher who doesn't bow down to alphabet soup agencies - - No doubt

Mos Def the 1st ingred.

There are some udder ingredients as well.

Buttermilk, Churn...


Ahhhhh.

Originally Posted by weishaupt1776

First you need a rancher who doesn't bow down to alphabet soup agencies - - No doubt

Mos Def the 1st ingred.

Or a cow and a strong hand.


Bessie is my main squeeze...

[weishaupt1776]

Dang, Mr. Incredible. Has the contraband butter contributed to your chiseled physique?

Man I gotta start so I can attract a gal, get married and get a marriage license.

Also, Mr. Incredible, at what point in which after you've milked the cow for all she's worth, that you can slay her and dismember her into some nice fresh steaks?

How many pounds on average of that fine dead animal flesh is edible from a cow?

A goat is smaller and easier to keep. You dont need to be very strong to milk it. Their milk is the best one to prevent allergies. If you dont like its smell or flavor, you can boil it with anise stars and or add some vanilla to it.

Goats are happier if your place has hills or mountains, but they can live everywhere.

Originally Posted by weishaupt1776

Dang, Mr. Incredible. Has the contraband butter contributed to your chiseled physique?

Man I gotta start so I can attract a gal, get married and get a marriage license.

Also, Mr. Incredible, at what point in which after you've milked the cow for all she's worth, that you can slay her and dismember her into some nice fresh steaks?

How many pounds on average of that fine dead animal flesh is edible from a cow?

Uh, Weiss, I'm sure Mr. Incredible will second me on this, but you use milk cows for milk, and beef cows for beef.

But hey, whatever floats your boat.



HB

[weishaupt1776]

As long as you don't try to milk a bull, you should be o.k.

[Livefire]

You try to milk a bull and all yer gonna get is rocky mountain oysters the HARD way! LOL