This would be very funny if it was'nt so true.
Wife: (sighs) I just can't get these numbers to add up.
Husband: Like, we're never going to get out of this hole.
Wife: Credit card debt, does it ever end?
Credit Counselor (CC): [walks in] Maybe I can help.
Husband: We sure could use it.
Wife: We've tried debt consolidation companies.
Husband: We've even taken out loans to help make payments.
CC: Well, you're not the only ones. Did you know that millions of Americans live with debt they cannot control? That's why I developed this unique new program for managing your debt. It's called, [presents book]
Don't Buy Stuff You Cannot Afford.
Wife: Let me see that... [Grabs book, reads] "If you don't have any money, you should not buy anything." Hmm, sounds interesting?
Husband: Sounds confusing.
Wife: I don't know honey; this makes a lot of sense. There's a whole section here on how to buy expensive things using money you save.
Husband: Give me that... [Grabs book, looks at it] And where would you get this saved money?
CC: I tell you where and how in Chapter 3.
Wife: Ok, so what if I want something, but I don't' have any money?
CC: You don't buy it.
Husband: Well, let's say I don't have enough money to buy something. Should I buy it anyway?
CC: No-o-o-o.
Husband: Now I'm really confused!
CC: It's a little confusing at first. It's in the book. It's only one page long. The advice is priceless, and the book is free.
Wife: Well, I like the sound of that.
Husband: Yeah, we can put it on our credit card.
CC: [shakes head]
Announcer: So get out of debt now. Write for your free copy of
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http://www.safehaven.com/article-4922.htm
How can we be broke, we still have checks..
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