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Old 03-26-2005, 02:49 PM
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Church Signs

This is too much fun.

The third one struck me as funny, because I wouldn't put it past some places to try ANY gimmick to lure in people.

When you figure it out, post your knowledge.

HB
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:11 PM
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? Pre-Nuptial Agreement with the state

If it's true a marriage is a contract between a man, a woman, and the government..Why I never heard of a pre-nuptial agreement including the state as a party to it?

This is not a very "Sovereign" act; but it would be a pleasure to be able to use their own tools against them. They ideated these pre-nuptial agreements to attack the Holy Matrimony and our properties, children, lives...

A good pre-marital agreement including the state, so we can kick it out if needed, would be wonderful.
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:15 PM
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You smokin somethin this evenin?

Wrong thread...


HB
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:16 PM
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Old 03-26-2005, 08:18 PM
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Well,

I confused you all, I know.

Hey, HB, I read you an your wife wrote an Affidavit expelling the state out of your marriage after you learned most churches have a deal with the IRS and make the state part of our marrriage.

I did think you could all read my mind, (very typical of my gender),and failed to establish that first.

Yep, I am bad.
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:34 PM
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Old 03-27-2005, 04:30 AM
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For whats its worth......

The first 2 signs describe many people in churches...cold hearted generation of vipers. Careful cuz if ya dont freeze to death you will get bit if you start a fire of Gods love in the midst of such a place, look what happened to Paul when he was shipwrecked! Thank God one can tread on scorpions and take up serpents and not get hurt! LOL

Third sign pretty much speaks for itself.....we get torn asunder if we dont stand up for whats right. You can also get torn asunder for doing the right thing as well...but at least its not a "waste"

Last two signs must be "seeker friendly" churches I guess! And I for one have a great big NO TRESPASSING sign on my "parking lot"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im sure those people are "fairy fine fellers" , nonetheless, when you take that organ which produces the seed of life for generations yet unborn and stick it into a canal full of filth, thats not love or an alternative lifestyle....GOD CALLS THAT ABOMINATION!!!!!

I return the fine posters of suijuris to the program in process......

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Old 03-27-2005, 06:18 AM
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Weiss figured it out.

www.churchsigngenerator.com

I found it at the bottom of this page: http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/

Lots of fun to be had by all.

HB
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Ok, I am going to step on some toes here...

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