Who's your God

[BoyntonStu]

This post was on the net and I found it to be quite humorous and entertaining. It makes a few interesting points.

No, I don’t know who wrote it, what the person accomplished, or if the person is left- handed.

BoyntonStu
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Okay.. let's get this straight about Christianity. IF we are to believe their chronicled story... their god gave Israel the Bible and stated not to have illicit relations and if done, severe punishment could ensue. Then tells them that they should obey the Bible and if not, they would be sent into exile until they RETURNED to the Bible. Okay.. good enough.. then somewhere down the line, god thought that they couldn't obey the Bible to bring offerings to sait his own eternal furnace of anger..(for a character flaw in humans, that HE created in the garden of Eden.. l) so he waits about 3000 years (you know he had to mull it over.. think of the cosmic repercussions) divides, goes down impregnates a married woman (which violates the 6th commandment, not to mention about ten other ones in this case.. shouldn't god be taken out and strangled/stoned via his own laws??? Did he have sex with a married woman or had sex with his mother since god is also the son, did the three of them ---the father, the son and the spirit EACH had a chance with her???) then creates a little baby godling (which violates one, two, three, et. al.. and about 15 other commandments in the Bible)... So god is dividing himself three times, so is it adultery, rape or ******? Furthermore, why is it that angels aren't allowed to have kids and the Nephalim are destroyed by god in a flood but big daddy-god can have sex with human women? That just doesn't sound fair (and what is MARY and JOSEPH's concept for this Divine Surrogacy? two spices and gold... and a trip to Egypt!!! after Part 1 god said NOT to go BACK to Egypt) Then the godling has to get killed to appease Part 1 god who created the mess in the first place (remember the Original Sin Series back in Eden?). which begs the question.. did Part 2 god kill himself or did Part 1 kill his own son, which violates all the variants of the Fifth Commandment (notice they blast King David for having "committed" murder and adultery, yet the Christians don't see the EVIL with the Incarnation and Immaculate Conception? things that make ya go mmmmmm.) Then once Part 2 god dies to appease part 1 one god.. part 1 god, although god, can't raise part 2 from the dead, even though both, according to the GT are one.. so god is dead???? So god killed himself, his son and in essence is holding humanity ransom??? (oh say it ain't so!!!) So Part 3 god who must have been just hanging around while all this happened raises part 2, so that he can be present with part 1 and then goes around "infilling" people ala Mary, but without the baby.. good grief! we can't have little godlings running around now, can we? So then part 3 will gather all the good little Christians at the time of the Rapture (the word NEVER appears in the GT.. it was first coined in the 1800s by a Pentecostal/evangelical preacher named Charles Darby... who knew, right?) By virtue of this "rapture", isn't it like abduction? So god is kidnapping people too????? Sounds like he can't get his act together. furthermore, in the ensuing 2000 years, he either decides to change his mind, or Gabriel, still smarting from NOT being compensated for his part in the whole Mother Mary May I debacle decides to reveal his ideas to a desert nomad/merchant/prophet...and another religion is born.
Now given the propensity for changing his mind, the Nesting gods should be changing their mind in about 50-60 years.. contenders: Mormons (who already believe Part 2 god decided to take an extended vacation to AMERICA before heading back to Heaven [guess he didn't like the Egyptian trip his daddy gave him 30 years prior], Moonies or the drones of MTV [the REAL world.. Armageddon!]..

Tune in for the next exciting episode of "who's YOUR god!"

[iamfreeru2]

The above does not deserve a response.

Just an FYI, I didn't even read the post.

Who the $#%@ are you to ask me that [your title]?

I have no respect for you.

Have you ever thought about paragraphs a/k/a line breaks?


Bob

P.S.

My God says this about you:

Proverbs 1:25-31
But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof. Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.

For those of you who would show mercy to Stu, think about David when Goliath was mocking God. What did he do? Did he call a prayer meeting for Goliath's soul? I don't think so...


Bob

[BoyntonStu]

Have you ever thought about paragraphs a/k/a line breaks?
Bob


Thanks for your editorial advice.

You certainly are a person worthy of respect.


My God says this about you: Really? Is he worried about my words?
I already have an inferiority complex, and it isn't even a good one.

Has your God learned that Pi = 3.14 and that angels wings are not needed for them to fly unless they go for interstate trips?

BoyntonStu

If Jesus ever lived and died, Jesus was not God.
If Jesus, lived, died and undied, Jesus sacrificed nothing.

[Freedomless]

If Jesus, lived, died and undied, Jesus sacrificed nothing.


If your father told you that you must die in order to save humanit and in doing so that you would be resurrected, would you have enough faith to do his will?

I think not!

Do you know what trials and pain Jesus went through?

I think not!

Jesus gave his life for you and me, so that we may have the choice to choose eternal life. Do we deserve it?

I think not!

But it was a gift. You can choose it graciously or you can deny it.

Jesus sacrificed nothing - JUST EVERYTHING!

Originally Posted by BoyntonStu

I already have an inferiority complex, and it isn't even a good one.

Duh.

Now That statement is "Pure truth, logic, and common sense!"


Bob

P.S. By the way, you are the "person." I am a Man.

[weasel]

Incredible-

how old are you? 12? Show some maturity. Quit attacking BS just because you don't like what he writes. I don't agree with everything he posts, but I don't belittle him. Everyone has already said what they think, you're not telling him anything new.
No, BS is not Goliath. He is not a threat. Get over him, and focus on the important stuff.

[BoyntonStu]

Originally Posted by Freedomless

If Jesus, lived, died and undied, Jesus sacrificed nothing.


If your father told you that you must die in order to save humanit and in doing so that you would be resurrected, would you have enough faith to do his will?

I think not!

Do you know what trials and pain Jesus went through?

I think not!

Jesus gave his life for you and me, so that we may have the choice to choose eternal life. Do we deserve it?

I think not!

But it was a gift. You can choose it graciously or you can deny it.

Jesus sacrificed nothing - JUST EVERYTHING!

Your analogy fails because Jesus and his father (according to the myth) are the same! Thus, Jesus 'knew' everything before it happened.

This is why Thomas Jefferson felt the need to re-write the 'Bible".

As for suffering, Jesus could walk on water. If Jesus could undie, could he not also quite easily unfeel pain?

duh!


BoyntonStu

If Jesus ever lived and died, Jesus was not God.
If Jesus, lived, died and undied, Jesus sacrificed nothing.

[iamfreeru2]

Originally Posted by weasel

Incredible-

how old are you? 12? Show some maturity. Quit attacking BS just because you don't like what he writes. I don't agree with everything he posts, but I don't belittle him. Everyone has already said what they think, you're not telling him anything new.
No, BS is not Goliath. He is not a threat. Get over him, and focus on the important stuff.

I agree with this post. Stu has shown everyone what he is about. There is no need to attack him. He is not saying anything against me or anyone else on this forum. Although people have been offended by his remarks, who is he really attacking? Is it you, me, or is it YHWH? He is shaking his fist in YHWHs face and calling him a liar and His Son a myth. I think YHWH is big enough to deal with Stu, don't you? If not then you have not read much of Scripture. Let YHWH deal with Stu. He is very capable of doing so. Believe it or not, YHWH loves Stu as much as He does you and me. I believe YHWH wants Stu to come to Him and He is slow to anger and long suffering. Remember it took Him over 150 years to fulfill the judgment brought on Judah for their rebellion against YHWH. Stu will be dealt with in YHWH's time and in His way, not ours.

[BoyntonStu]

Originally Posted by iamfreeru2

I agree with this post. Stu has shown everyone what he is about. There is no need to attack him. He is not saying anything against me or anyone else on this forum. Although people have been offended by his remarks, who is he really attacking? Is it you, me, or is it YHWH? He is shaking his fist in YHWHs face and calling him a liar and His Son a myth. I think YHWH is big enough to deal with Stu, don't you? If not then you have not read much of Scripture. Let YHWH deal with Stu. He is very capable of doing so. Believe it or not, YHWH loves Stu as much as He does you and me. I believe YHWH wants Stu to come to Him and He is slow to anger and long suffering. Remember it took Him over 150 years to fulfill the judgment brought on Judah for their rebellion against YHWH. Stu will be dealt with in YHWH's time and in His way, not ours.

I am curious. Since you know what God thinks and what God does, please tell me what God did to Thomas Jefferson.

I would like to follow Jefferson's footsteps.