1. I have no affiliation with you, so don't try to make it so, as though you were from Illinois. I was raised on the perfect farm in Illinois. I marched with the Marching Illini, world's greatest marching band. You are simply another anonymous coward.
2. As for the mentorship on this site, this site is the laughing stock of the internet. Sooeys is what you are called. You are all PNJ s, Patriot Nut Jobs!
3. You are the flip side of quatloos. More specifically:
A. You and the quatloos folks are all anonymous cowards, with a few exceptions on quatloos where Dan is not afraid to stand up and be counted.
B. You are are baby anarchists; quatloos guys are totalitarianists, Orwellian wage slaves, IRS protagonists.
C. Quatloos guys seem to be college grads; you Sooeys seem to be high school grads. Maybe.
D. Quatloos folks like to see people go to jail.
You Sooeys like to see people say really stupid stuff in court - and then go to jail.
4. Both Quatloos and Sooey kick me off their sites regularly. Here is my response to that:
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5. The only good advice that you will get from this site will come from me. Here is an example:
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I give proven methods to you for free:
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You lose credibility with PNJ (Patriot NutJob) arguments which are the
hallmark of the non-lawyers on the net.
If you are serious about winning you
will do the following:
1. Follow my advice instead of continuously asking for silver bullets. Write good motions:
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2. Learn the pertinent statutes for your state.
3. Learn the work cycle.
What to do next. The litigation cycle .
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4. Control the pace of your case.
5. Use a spell checker.
6. Strategize and prioritize after every hearing.
7. Avoid having hearings.
8. Argue the legal and not the factual issues.
9 Don't rush off to appeals court; do a motion to vacate!
10. Bring your own court reporter. Failing that bring a video camera. Failing that, bring a tape recorder. Bring the court up to speed by a motion for permission to record based on your Griffin right to a transcript. Make the court transcript the transcript from the tape.
11. Recognize that every hearing presents new opportunities to score. The issue of transcripts is a way to get to the end game. Every hearing is another cycle. Work all the steps of the cycle. These steps are described in 3 pages of mine:
What to do next. The litigation cycle .
http://www.lawyerdude.s5.com/6673.html See also: 6641 nearly identical:
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12. Review what worked in my previous victories.
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13. Review what did not work - by people who refuse to use my methods; ask Pearliss in North Dakota; she filed PNJ stuff and lost.
14. Do some work on the case.
15. Don't rely on your spoken wit at court; you are not that capable.
My method is this "Do what OJ's lawyer's did and demand the same adequate time to litigate all the issues. Remind the judge "Hey, I watched the O.J. trial and not once did I hear Lance Ito say to Johnny Cochran: 'You can bring all those motions before the court on the morning of your trial' I expect adequate time to win my case - just like O.J. and the late Johnny Cochran. Let us bow our heads for one moment to consider two superlative winning Negroes. Amen."
Remember, the trial is merely a legal formality designed to make the hanging seem more fair.
Thus spake Lawyerdude and further affiant sayeth naught !
