Taxable income not taxed?

#1 10-31-2005, 09:15 AM

I've got a new angle on how to become non-taxable. Follow me on this one. 26 USC 1 imposes a tax on the taxable income of:

Married individuals filing jointly
Heads of household
Unmarried individuals
Married individuals filing separately
Estates and Trusts

So, if you are an individual who is not a head of household, and neither married nor unmarried, then your taxable income is not taxed, right? You may be asking yourself - how can I be neither married nor unmarried? The answer is simple: Civil Unions. Fly to Hawaii and get hitched to a same-sex patriot and neither of you will ever have to pay income taxes again!

#2 10-31-2005, 09:31 AM

You're new here, huh?

Henry Franklin

#3 10-31-2005, 10:15 AM

I am pleased to announce my online proposal to Henry Bowman.

[not so] Sincerely,
truth

[I'm sorry Henry, but I just couldn't resist!!!]

#4 10-31-2005, 10:20 AM

I can't answer that. It would be dirrrrty and mean, and I just ain't like that.

[evilgrin]

Henry Franklin

idknow · #5 10-31-2005, 02:46 PM

LOL! i fell off my bed, clutching my sides laffing ;)

thanks!
-- idknow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto Freeman

I've got a new angle on how to become non-taxable. Follow me on this one. 26 USC 1 imposes a tax on the taxable income of:

Married individuals filing jointly
Heads of household
Unmarried individuals
Married individuals filing separately
Estates and Trusts

So, if you are an individual who is not a head of household, and neither married nor unmarried, then your taxable income is not taxed, right? You may be asking yourself - how can I be neither married nor unmarried? The answer is simple: Civil Unions. Fly to Hawaii and get hitched to a same-sex patriot and neither of you will ever have to pay income taxes again!

scottinalaska · #6 10-31-2005, 07:44 PM

Truth, you were too fast, dude! And considering the adjacent "COPS" show thread, I am surprised someone didn't swoop down on you for proposing such shananigans!

Yeah, LOL here too!

s

#7 10-31-2005, 10:41 PM

O.K., obviously I'm going to have to spell this out. I WAS ONLY BEING SARCASTIC. MY QUICK RESPONSE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I WAS MOCKING THE IDEA. Hence, the [Not So] before "Sincerely" followed by my apology for ribbing Henry. I chose to rib Henry because for one he had just posted, and secondly, his views are similar to mine from reading his posts, so I figured it would wind him up in a light-hearted manner as it would if someone was raising a little hell with me.

I am now going to retire back in the stone age. And I am going sit in my cave and seriously reconsider the contempt I have felt for the first wining, sniviling, liberal, commy bastard that coined the phrase "homaphobic"!!!

Sincerely,
truth

Livefire · #8 10-31-2005, 11:01 PM

or the fudge packers union is gonna hire the ACLU to come after everyone on the board! ROFLOL All they want is a whole lotta LUV AND BENEFITS!!!!

weishaupt1776 · #9 11-01-2005, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livefire

or the fudge packers union

Is that the F. P.U. ? peewwww

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livefire

All they want is a whole lotta LUV AND BENEFITS!!!!

I don't really think it's really what is all "cracked" up to be.
Perhaps some benefits could be free Parking in Rear?

P.S. On a somewhat vigilant note:
There could be trolls who intetionally instigate topics such as this in order to "validly" put this site as a "hate group", etc . . . and thus "legitimately"
be able to have us on a filter

Try to keep it cool, but the edge hot